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JANUARY 2002
On
The Crumbling Street
by LAURA MODIGLIANI
DECEMBER 2001
Banana
Seat Devil
by SARAH TERLAGA
inspired by the Colin Thom mosaic "Drinkeyland"
Rivative
Holiday Page
Poetry, Recipe, Santa Game & Stress Advice.
Antiterrorist
Christmas 2001 CD/MP3 Download Page
Hear what Christmas means to a 12 yr old drummer,
some foreign-sounding people, and some not very shell-shocked New
Yorkers.
NOVEMBER 2001
The
2001 Grape Harvest Report
November 26 - December 8 • by TOMMY VACCA
Danny
Bonaduce Has Broken All Ten Commandments
November 16 - November 26 • by CHRIS HICKMAN
Malesnit
October 30 - November 15 • by SOME ASSHOLES IN
A MONASTERY
OCTOBER 2001
To
Be Noble, Part II
October 19 - October 29 • by ELEANOR ROOS
Real
World, Episode 6: What Jason Was Writing in His Diary While Waiting
for the Train
October 11 - October 17 • by ERIN KELLEY
In
Flush, Part II
October 2 - October 9 • by JEREMY MARKOWITZ
SEPTEMBER 2001
In
Flush, Part I
September 26 - October 2 • by JEREMY MARKOWITZ
Day
Something & A First-Hand Account
September 18 • by TONY LEONARDO & MICHELE
HU
September
11
September 11 • by TONY LEONARDO
New
Bad Poetry
September 5-10 • by VARIOUS CONTRIBUTORS
Danny
Desai
Danny Desai Burned
Danny Desai Jesusified
August 29 - September 5 • by ZIA ZAMAN
AUGUST 2001
Thirty-Two
Words
August 20-29 • by CHRIS HICKMAN
This
Is My Life
August 14-20 • by MARK
Doyle,
Part V
August 8 -14 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
An
Online Instant Message Discourse: American Poetry Experienced By A
Radio Wave Named Mommymommymommy1, Part II
August 4 - August 7 • by HEATHER LOCKHEED
JULY 2001
An
Online Instant Message Discourse: American Poetry Experienced By A
Radio Wave Named Mommymommymommy1, Part I
July 29 - August 4 • by HEATHER LOCKHEED
My
Billburg
July 23-29 • by ERIN KELLEY
Summer
Solstice Results, Part I,
Part
II, Part III
July 12-22 • by LUKE SMITH
Counting
Flies
July 3-10 • by NEIL SWAAB
JUNE 2001
Doyle
Part IV
June 25 - July 3 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
To
Be Noble
June 16-22 • by ELEANOR ROOS
Fuckaround
Part III
June 9-14 • by ERIC MESSENGER
Everyone
Wins With the N.M.E.
June 2-8 • by LEOPOLD E. QUANSARA
MAY 2001
Sweet
Jesus Pie
May 23-30 • by ROSCOE T. BULWARK and CLETUS J.
JONES
Doyle
Part III
May 16-22 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
The
Hell You Say
May 10-15 • by JOE CANNON
A
Sampler of Headlines and Taglines I've Been Paid to Write, or Why
I Wish I Was A Cowboy
May 5-10 • by ADAM KLINE
APRIL 2001
Manchilds
and The Chop
April 28 • by HOODY P and RYAN DUNCAN
Lost
In The CD Changer
April 16 • by STEVE de SEVE
Doyle,
Part II
April 4 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
MARCH 2001
The
Real Girl Fight
March 28 • an INSTANT MESSAGE
**ONE
YEAR ANNIVERSARY: BEST OF RIVATIVE***
March 15 • from RIVATIVE
Your
Office Time
March 5 • by TONY LEONARDO
FEBRUARY 2001
Insatiable
February 26 • by SARI COLT
Doyle
February 17 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
Psychoanalytic
Analysis
February 8 • from RIVATIVE
Detective
Dean
February 2 • by PAUL GRUBENS
JANUARY 2001
The
Return
January 22 • by DAVID FERRILL
Talkin'
Boogie Bass
January 14 • by MARSETTE VONA
Cats
And Dates
January 5 • from ELE ROOS
DECEMBER 2000
Phone
Messages For You
December 20 • by STEVE DE SEVE
Google
Hits
December 12 • from RIVATIVE'S FILES
How
To Turn Twenty-Five With Style
December 2 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
Horse
Names We Made Up Starting With "G"
November 24 • from RIVATIVE
Horse
Names Starting With "F"
November 19 • FOUND by JACK GOLAIR
Busses
and Bushes
November 11 • by A SECRET AGENT
My
Night At The OTB
November 4 • by TONY LEONARDO
OCTOBER 2000
Halloween
2000
October 31 • RIVATIVE SPECIAL PRESENTATION WITH
PICTURES
Fucked
Up In The Pines
October 23 • by DAVID FERRILL
Great
American Pastime (for the SUBWAY SERIES)
October 17 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
Symptoms
October 12 • FOUND by JOANNE McCAUGHEY
The
New Economy
October 7 • by STEVE DE SEVE
Videogame
List
October 1 • COLLECTED by TONY LEONARDO
SEPTEMBER
2000
Lion
of Israel Goes Shopping
September 25 • by JEHUMSPHAT TROY
For
Boys Only
September 18 • by JEFF KOYEN
Another
Bio
September 11 • found by ELEANOR ROOS
Journal
Notes from Steve and Tony
September 6 • by TONY and STEVE
AUGUST 2000
A
Bio
August 23 • found by ELEANOR ROOS
Little
Red Raver Girl
August 17 • by NOAH LEE
Big
Game on Big Boats
August 10 • by P.A. LEONARDO, IV
Microdick
August 2 • by STEVE JOBS
JULY 2000
Palms
For The Poor, Series II, Part II
July 26 • by JULIE LEE
Palms
For The Poor, Series II, Part I
July 18 • by JULIE LEE
Notes
From The Census Bureau
July 12 • by THOMAS VACCA et. al.
Obituary:
David Tomlinson
July 7 • by STEVE de SEVE
Three
Short Thoughts
July 1 • by RYAN P. DUNCAN
JUNE
2000
Puddin'
Transcription
June 29 • by STEVE de SEVE, RYAN P. DUNCAN, and
SHEH ZAND
The
New Intern Drought
June 20 • by P.A. LEONARDO, IV
Palms
for the Poor, Part II
June 14 • by JULIE LEE
Death
Row Joins Colt
June 9 • by P.A. LEONARDO, IV
Palms
for the Poor, Part I
June 2 • by JULIE LEE
MAY 2000
My
Personality
May 25 • by RIVATIVE
Pez
may_19 • by JESSICA van BRUNT
Fuckaround
Part II
may_12 • by ERIC MESSENGER
Fuckaround
Part I
May 5 • by ERIC MESSENGER
APRIL 2000
The
Great American Pastime
April 24 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
Andie
Pants
may_19 • by RYAN P. DUNCAN
Easter
on the Road
may_12 • by BEAT
PETE
The
Scanner
May 9 • by STEVE DE LA STEVE
Killers
Make Great Kilts
May 4 • by P.A. LEONARDO, IV
MARCH 2000 and earlier
Hollywood
Drips Part III
March 27 • by TROY NEW YORK
Hollywood
Drips Part II
March 20 • by TROY NEW YORK
Hollywood
Drips Part I
March 10 • by TROY NEW YORK
Court
System Part II
March 4 • by KARRIE SEMIPERT
Court
System Part I
February 31 • by KARRIE SEMIPERT
Ass
Seen On TV
February 19 • by STEVE de SEVE
DIET-MAGIC
February 12 • by TONY LEONARDO
The
Billy Tubbs Fiction
February 1 • by TONY LEONARDO
Former
Feature: The Ramblings of Todd
Strange Email Regarding "Everyone
Wins With the N.M.E."
A Discussion Regarding 'Notes From The Census Bureau'
A Fractious Discussion Over 'The Tyranny of White'
Joe
Cannon
real name! Lives in Chicago and used to be in a band called The Intelligibles.
Sari
Colt
Publishes some sort of kinky guide to something. And dumb
blonde jokes.
Christopher
Curry
lives in Sarasota, writes for a local newspaper, fishes for scum, filth
and tales of debilitating human pride.
Steve de Sève
co-founder, art guy, writer, hyper-aesthitic artist, musician, outsider
DJ & other.
Ryan P. Duncan
Lives and works in Chicago as founder of the record label Sick
Room Records. A most excellent poet whose first book "You Get
The Puddin' I Get The Pan" is quite tasty.
David
Ferrill
An internet writer fellow culled from surfing. He lives in Atlanta.
Jack
Golair
we don't know who this guy is. We think he lives in California.
Paul
Grubens
Wishes to
remain anonymous for fear of Floridian persecution.
Chris
Hickman
Writes about the daily life in and around Sunset Park, Brooklyn.
Rin
Kelly
Used to live in Sunset Park and prefers not to write about it, except
for on a few memorable occasions. Moved back to Colorado some time ago.
Adam
Kline
A fine and noble man, although he works as a copyrighter for Ad Agencies.
Kline lives in Chicago. His website is www.badasscopy.com.
Jeff
Koyen
The man behind Crank, a wildly popular
teen zine. He is a wise man now in his 48th lifetime. For fun, Jeff
used to make fake Crank "drinking licenses" for suburban kids.
He formerly ran the New York Press and was last reported to have head
off for South America to cover war stories.
Noah
Lee
Copped his story from a website. Apparently it is popular and has been
"around." Thanks Noah!
Julie
Lee
Patron Saint of Bars. She also works as a medical photographer for the
Office of the Chief Medical Examiner of New York, Bronx division. She
takes pictures of dead people.
Tony
Leonardo
co-founder, editor, writer, filmmaker and was a guest of Monica Lewinsky
when she hosted Saturday Night Live. Leonardo's latest opus is Ultimate:
The First Four Decades.
Hugh
Longbottom
lives, works and play croquet in Tampetshire, England, just north of
Abbeytire.
Eric
Messenger
lives and works in Portland with two young daughters and a wife. His
writing is likably compared to "Dungeons and Dragons on Crack."
Mark
We have no idea where he came from. Galilee?
Eleanor
Roos
studies law at the University of Chicago and avidly picks up men and
boys through want ads, internet chat rooms, bars, etc. Wants to help
the world and promote feminism.
Karrie
Semipert
works in an office as a paralegal
Luke
Smith
plays Ultimate in Seattle. We've met him at a tournament in San Diego
once and he looked like a drunk on too much trucker speed.
Neil
Swaab
Funnyman's comic "Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles" appears in New
York Press and Gear. Neil is young now, but will be bald,
fat and lazy by age 30 as payment for his puritan sensibilities. www.neilswaab.com.
Jehumsphat Troy
Jessica
van Brunt
worked for Derivative magazine, the pre-cursor to this site. We do not
know where she is now.
Thomas
Vacca
picks grapes for a living in Napa Valley, at least until the harvest
is finished, then he smokes many a bowl and plays Scrabble. He is a
wise man. He recently moved away from Healdsburg, CA.
Marsette
Vona
is currently enrolled at MIT. Ben Guaraldi, a most entertaining kid,
introduced us to Marsette.
Zia
Zaman
Works for a International Corporation type of thing in Singapore and
travels the subcontinent.
