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Here are the links to the diet ads from our August 2000 Diet Ad Special. Remember, once in the Diet Window (a specially shrunk window - less bloated, no more fattening pop-up-underneath windows, and we promise you won't gain the extra flab back!) you can use the arrow buttons to go forward and backward through the collection.

Tuesday, August 1st -- Original Diet Magic

Wednesday, August 2nd -- Claudia Look Good Feel Good

Thursday, August 3rd -- Super-Diet

Friday, August 4th -- Look Good Cheaply

Saturday, August 5th -- Magic Tall

Sunday, August 6th -- Shape Up For Summer

Monday, August 7th -- X-Mas

Tuesday, August 8th -- Wanted On TV

Wednesday, August 9th -- I Lost 36 Lbs & You Can Too!

Thursday, August 10th -- I Lost 44 Lbs And You Can Too!

Friday, August 11th -- I Lost 45 Lbs in 90 Days and Kept It Off For 5 1/2 Fucking Years! Take That Bitch!

Saturday, August 12th -- Wanted: A New Metabolism

Sunday, August 13th -- Modela Tu Figura

Monday, August 14th -- Sexy Girl Wants You To Lose Weight

Tuesday, August 15th -- Yo-Yo-Yo

Wednesday, August 16th -- Willpower In A Bottle

Thursday, August 17th -- New Metabolism Breakthrough

Friday, August 18th -- Clean Magic

Saturday, August 19th -- Ask For Omar

Sunday, August 20th -- We're Not Calling You Fat

Monday, August 21st -- Look Good in Mauve

Tuesday, August 22nd -- Free Facial w/ Cupon

Wednesday, August 23rd -- We Pay You

Thursday, August 24th -- Flower Powder

Friday, August 25th -- Drink and Shrink

Saturday, August 26th -- Lose Gain Mtn

Sunday, August 27th -- Se Necesita

Monday, August 28th -- Necesitamos 24

Tuesday, August 29th -- Post A Diet

Wednesday, August 30th -- Maria Tries Her Hand

** GRAND FINALE **
Thursday, August 31th -- Maria Is Subject To The Secret